randoms at the gym LOL

Soo funny at the gym heard two funny things A father telling his son off what he had done i dont know but walked in with the Dad shouting at him HOW OLD ARE YOU?? COME ON HOW OLD ARE YOU?? With an absolute brilliant reply " DER your my dad you should know how old I am, why would you ask me that?".. I died he must of only been 5/6.. Brilliant.. 

 Also heard some massive chap who i think likes the old injections too much, loving himself up in the mirror, talking about driving in the snow "i was 10 metres behind the car in front doing about 40, he stopped at a roundabout, I pressed the brake and nothing happened i couldnt believe it, it was like there was no brakes. I didnt stop hit him straight up the ass"... hahaha Really I couldnt believe what i was hearing, i didn't think people were that stupid LOL Was quite an entertaining trip to the gym..